Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee: the Ducks will be great in 2023

 

This is meant in fun, a tribute to one of my sports heroes.

Gary Bryant, he'll play like a giant

Traeshon, he be long gone.

You try to cover Franklin, he gonna give you a spankin'

Throw the slant to Terrance, they'll cry for their parents

Or RUN the ball, give it to Jordan, Noah or Irvin'

They be duckin' and dartin' and jukin' and swervin'

No greater combination could ever be:

The passing of Nix and the PUNCH of these three.

And the DEE-FENSE

You take on those boys, you got no sense

Last year don't mean a thing

These bad mamma jammas be playin' for a ring

You don't wanna smell the smoke they about to bring

Jordan Burch, he gonna send you to church

Brandon Dorlus gonna hold 'em scoreless

Young Concrete he'll lay them out at his feet

Jestin Jake, you know he gonna rake

Connor So-elle gonna make 'em smell.

Try crossing 'gainst Jamal Hill, you be swallowin' a bitter pill

You run at Bassa and Funa, running backs be floppin' like tuna

Try to throw at Manning and Bridges

They'll drop DOWN on you like two Frigidaire Fridges

Take on Stephens and Addison

YOU GONNA NEED A ROOM

and two buckets of ice at the Radisson!

They try the middle, they throw up the seam

And run into an SEC hit stick by the name of Tysheem

They try to throw again on third and 23

He's baitin', he's waitin'

It's that sly fox Khyree

Then's there's BO

What'd he know?

Got a haircut like G.I. Joe

Gotta a butt as white as snow.

That boy he sure can throw

 but his style ain't wired:

That '90s boy band look feelin' a little tired

He need some cornrows or maybe some dreds

Or maybe Casey, Keyon, Taki and Popo

Take him out for new threads.

But he's our QB, we love 'im, that's why we roast him

Didn't have that red jersey OUR defense would toast him

But I can see him in the Rose Bowl

I can see it plain

I see Uncle Phil

 dunk his head in champagne.

and Bo back fresh from the Big Apple

sayin' thanks Uncle Phil but make mine a Snapple

Tell you one other thing you ain't heard before

His offensive line's gonna win the Joe Moore

Boys, it's a process, you got to love the grind

To achieve it you got to believe it, see it first in your mind

I don't want you livin' like roaches:

Clean your room, go to class, and listen to your coaches

I know you can do it

You're the CHAMPS, you're the Ducks

'Cause USC's overrated and Washington sucks.

Ain't gonna be a battle when they go to Seattle

Whup those Dawgs by 23 and those fans will skedaddle 

Up by three touchdowns at the start of four

Dawg fans be filin' out saying I can't take no more