What's the worst that could happen? The Stroupinator envisions John Canzano's column on September 4th

Editor's note: It's a deft parody but Duck fans hope it to be a flawed vision: Robert "Stroupinator" Stroup mows down the media opposition with this dead-on mimicry of John Canzano, writing in the aftermath of a Titanic disaster in Dallas:]

"Win the Fail"

By John Clownzano

Oregon failed to beat LSU not because of talent. They didn’t fail because of lack of hard work. And Oregon didn’t fail because of Coach Chip Kelly’s lack of innovation or because the new infusion of talent failed to live up to expectations.

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